To AYJ's Little Bastards

This is a message for all of AYJ's illegitimate children out in the world. And yes there are a lot of you so don't think this message is only just for you. Anyway, with FATHER'S DAY coming up, AYJ wants to share a message with you: that there is no gift that you can give him that can repay the gift he gave all of you at conception, and that would be his superior genes. So you can try to lavish him with gold, frankincence, and myr, but no amount of earthly goods can match his genetic code. So just stick with not telling AYJ's current harem that all you bastards exist. That way you can have more half-siblings in this world. That is all. Happy Father's Day!