Feliz Cinco de Mayo

I'm sure AYJ is celebrating the victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin over the French occupational forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862 properly. After all, that IS what this holiday is about. And if any white bread suckers tell you, "No, it's Mexico's Independence Day" be sure to correct them in a smug tone telling them that Mexico's Independence Day is actually celebrated on el Dieciseis de Septiembre. That's what AYJ would do. Then he'd punch them in the neck for good measure. So be sure to do that too.