Happy Hanukkah!!!

AYJ may be a gentile, but that does not preclude him from celebrating the Festival of Lights. And I would hope that he celebrates it in the tradition that was established at the apartment on Clark. That way being through Dreidel Wars. Who can forget the Shin, Gimel, Hay, and Nun? Anyway, may Hanukkah Harry give you many chocolate golden coins!

Happy Turkey Day

I know that in MY time zone it's still Turkey Day, and technically for AYJ it no longer it. But for him it is Black Friday. So I assume he'll eat at Popeye's or something. AYJ does what he wants.

Happy Halloween!!

AYJ celebrates Halloween by passing out candies injected with laxatives. So be careful kiddies. But seriously, I dunno what AYJ selected as his costume, but I'm sure it makes women orgasm at first sight. I think he's wearing a polo and jeans.

Costa Rican AYJ

Here are some videos of AYJ that I took using my cell phone:


Jeff sticking the landing while zip-lining


Jeff drinking fire

Costa Rica

AYJ is getting ready to go to Costa Rica. All he's packing is a knife, a flint, and a canteen; and we'll see how long he can survive in the unforgiving Costa Rican jungles. He'll be accompanied by two cameramen (Teo and I) who are not allowed to help him survive in any way. This is AYJ vs. Wild.

ISH!

Birthday shout out to Ian. Way to keep 2 blogs going during my absence. You are truly a god among men.

I have a Blog!?!?

Uh, I can't quite remember how that one goes. I-I gotta admit, I'm a little high. Ian over here gave me some dynamite pills.

America

FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney World, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Happy 4th of July, FUCK YEAH!

To AYJ's Little Bastards

This is a message for all of AYJ's illegitimate children out in the world. And yes there are a lot of you so don't think this message is only just for you. Anyway, with FATHER'S DAY coming up, AYJ wants to share a message with you: that there is no gift that you can give him that can repay the gift he gave all of you at conception, and that would be his superior genes. So you can try to lavish him with gold, frankincence, and myr, but no amount of earthly goods can match his genetic code. So just stick with not telling AYJ's current harem that all you bastards exist. That way you can have more half-siblings in this world. That is all. Happy Father's Day!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo

I'm sure AYJ is celebrating the victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin over the French occupational forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862 properly. After all, that IS what this holiday is about. And if any white bread suckers tell you, "No, it's Mexico's Independence Day" be sure to correct them in a smug tone telling them that Mexico's Independence Day is actually celebrated on el Dieciseis de Septiembre. That's what AYJ would do. Then he'd punch them in the neck for good measure. So be sure to do that too.

AA now stands for "April AYJ"

AYJ just came out of the closet. It kinda makes sense with his passion musical theater and all things on Halsted. That's all for today.

St. Patty's Day

AYJ probably took a bus to the South Side in order to get drunk at the parade that celebrates our mutual Irish roots. However, if I'm wrong and he didn't head south, then I'm truly disappointed in him. But I'm sure he didn't let me down.

In fact, I bet he was pretty similar in condition to this guy:

AYJ Valentine Special

I have no idea what AYJ is up to for this holiday. He could be spending it with numberous floozies for all I know. And I'm not gonna judge him for it if he does do that. I actually applaud it. But if he spends this holiday like anything like a few years ago, he'll spend it outside Cherry Red and there'd be a wet taxi tire involved.

But in the mean time, enjoy this Itchy and Scratchy cartoon:

First Post of 2007

Don't think that we here at the AYJ writing saff forgot about you. AYJ is pretty excited about the Superbowl since Da Bears are in it. And because of that, here is another video for you: