I'm sitting at my desk this morning Peter Gibbons style. All of a sudden, a voice comes over the loud speaker. I didn't even know we had a loud speaker. I feel like we're back in grade school. Anyways, the voice informs us that the office is closing at 2pm to give us all a head start on this beautiful spring weekend. Sweet deal. I get to do some Good Friday boozin earlier than expected. Thanks mysterious voice on the loud speaker.
"Lisa S., please report to the principal's office. Wait, that's too obvious. Will L. Simpson please report to the principal's office."
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I'm not sure how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
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