España - week 1

Since Jelen has not fully realized the essence of blogging, I thought I'd post this email of his:

Hola everyone. Well the first week in spain has cometo an end. our first day of travel was hell buteverything worked out and we all got drunk, weird.note to everyone that if a strange lady approachesyou, acts all friendly, and leads you down a dark allyand robs you, she´s probably a dirty whore and youshouldn´t go with her. cross found this out the hardway. the rest of the week was mostly a blur as wewould party until 6am, sleep til 2pm, and then go see sites or go on tetas walks at the beach and start thecycle all over again. despite desperate pleas fromthe 4 guys, cristina would not make out with the hotromanian bartender, what a downer. tim managed to getslapped by a chica for grabbing her ass and i stabbeda man in the face with a broken bottle cause that´show we roll. all in all, an excellent first week ofthe trip. now brendan and i have a week away from thekids, finally. we´ll probably just get pasta and vinoeach night. we look forward to kris and sam´s arrivalnext week. please refer to tim, cristina, or cross for further details on any of our countless stories. hasta luego.