España - Lunes, Dia 4

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So we try this Monteserrat thing again. Works out this time and we chill with some nuns and brothers (which Xtina loves). Some solid views and a little bit of hiking. Before long we decide to head back because we´ve gone about 3 hours without a cerveza. What´s wrong with us.

At night we start wandering around and find another Irish pub, Paddy Lanes. Teo and I discuss the creepy amount of U2 photos that are in the bar. TheVaughan moves in on a moderate looking Scottish broad and her supposedly female friend. Teo, as well as the rest of us, refuse to play wingman with such a beast. Quote of the night goes to Xtina - "Oh my god she just looked over here and I think I throw up in my mouth a little."

Thankfully, we decide to leave and go to Port Olympic based on the Denmark broad´s recommendation. Upon arrival, we quickly notice a casino. Teo may have peed a little in his excited state. We first hit up the row of 20 or so small clubs. All have the worst music ever but most have hot ladies so its forgiven. At one club we let the booze get the best of us and we all take turns dancing on the stripper poles. No you perves, nobody got naked. Teo and I make an attempt at entering the casino. They tell us we need passports but still try to get by with our IL state ids. Weird, it didn´t work. In Teo´s disappointed state he makes some new friends and ends his night with a bang and a hit to his wallet. TheVaughan is working it with some English broad until the Midget steps in and takes over. At this point TheVaughan begins to scream to her "I want to have sex with you girl! Areyoujelen did you hear that!" Bravo my friend, I heard you. Unfortunately, so did she and she is none too pleased. She exits with the Midget and he arrives home several hours later. His explanation is nothing happened. Good one. See you all on Dia 5...