España - Domingo, Dia 10

I don't think we did much during the day except watch Nadal win the French Open. Viva España! We leave O'Connell's for a traditional spanish dinner at McDonald's. We find out the spanish broads can't come out cause of work and since they still live with their parents there is no convincing them. We initiate plan B and return to the bar and promptly are approached by a GeorgiaNotSoPeach. She was originally GeorgiaPeach but constant complaining and bitching ended that era quickly. She is in Spain for a high school graduation class trip with like 20 peeps. We quickly notice two of her fellow 18 year olds are quite hot and we no longer want to talk to her. Not an option. She cockblocks everytime these girls approach us. Does she think she's getting both of us?? That is not happening chica. Get your head checked out. Here's some more awesome things she did or said:

- complaining, complaining, complaining. The weather, the city, the food, the people, the sites. She really loved Spain.

(This is not a good start)

- military time. I respond that its weird cause we're not used to it but to just subtract 12 and you'll be fine. She looks at me like I just unlocked some ancient code from the critically acclaimed blockbuster National Treasure and I'm a genius.

(Seriously?)

- did not realize we probably speak english despite our obvious american looks, I'm wearing a shirt that says "J Crew", and we're in an Irish Bar with 0-1 actual spanish people in it.

(This is going to get ugly)

- I buy her a drink and she drops it after 2 sips.

(Easy now, relax)

- Proclaims that every guy on the trip with her won't stop hitting on her and is so in to her despite the fact that not one of them has looked over since she approached us.

(I truly hate her now)

- When TheVaughan leaves for a second, she swarms me with "do you think I'm attractive?", "does your friend like me?", "he is so fine, do you think he'd hook up with me?" I respond that I don't know because she hasn't left our sight for him to say anything to me.

(ok she didn't take the hint, you're supposed to go away now)

- proclaims she is going to a smart school in TN with a bunch of ugly people so she'll stand out. side note that she also thinks this is close to Chicago for TheVaughan to visit her.

(I have never wanted to hit a chica for real until now)

- once it becomes clear that TheVaughan is going to hook up with her anyways, he tries to help me out and tells her to bring one of the hotties over. As opposed to introducing me to her, GNSP whispers in her ear "come on, just hook up with him so I can hook up with his friend." If this had worked I would have forgiven the aforementioned. Alas, it did not and now I look like an idiot.

(ok thats it, I'm out)

I leave O'Connell's knowing TheVaughan is guaranteed some ass with possibly the most annoying person I've ever met. Hopefully Dia 11 will begin with him telling me how he used her and got her info so we can email this blog to her. I really don't care, I hope it destroys her.